## Posts Tagged ‘Math Joke’

January 29, 2015

#### Hellooooooooo Darlings,

#### Mathspig is going to the Aussie Open Tennis Semi-finals tonight.

#### Some quick maths.

#### Men’s and Women’s Singles Prize Money;

#### Win; $3,100,000

#### Runner UP: $1,550,00

#### It cost me … ARGGHHHH! … $Aus250 a ticket. If they play for the average game time of a Grand Slam match of 1 1/2 hrs it will costing me $2.78 a minute or 1 1/2 cappuccinos a minute.

#### If the game goes for 3 hrs (more common in finals) it will be costing me $1.39 a minute, but the winner gets $650,000 for playing in a semi-final and that means they earn – for 3 hrs – $7,222 a minute. Now that is a lot of cappuccinos.

**Of course, tennis stars need maths … to count all that loot!!!!!!!**

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September 30, 2014

### Hello Babies,

### Randall Munroe is a pro web cartoonist, maths nut and maths guru who answers crazy hypothetical questions using maths. His website is xkcd.

### His TED lecture is here.

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### And his book What if? Can be found here.

### Here are some of the questions Randall attacks:

### Ans: It could be as early as 2065.

### Ans: Not to be recommended.

### Ans: Mach 1 or really, really, fast.

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### Mathspig loves this crazy maths. Here are some of the hypothetical questions from mathspig:

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### And now Mathspig has been cruising in her Hogmobile working out how far a car can travel on human fat. You will find interesting calculations here, here and here.

### Ooooooh! I’ve got the munchies. I better go and make some more DIY bio-fuel.

### Cheerio

### Mathspig

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August 19, 2014

#### Hellooooooooo Darling,

#### So who will be my stunt double when they make the film of my exciting maths life. I’m thinking

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#### While I’m deciding you might enjoy some Stuntman Maths as well as Stuntwoman Maths and Stunt pig Maths:

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#### Mauw Mauw

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June 30, 2014

### Hellooooooooo My Little Wallaroos,

#### Mathspig has been reading *The Last Child in the Woods* by Richard Louv. He describes school today as a form of ‘passive incarceration’. Too many children live their life indoors exposed to the ‘one-way experience of television and other electronic media’. Many rarely, or never, experience nature or just digging for worms in the garden. And sometimes nature is just around the corner.

#### Mathspig lives 10 km from the CBD in Melbourne, Australia. Aussies often joke about riding kangaroos to school or warn of Drop Bears (Koalas that kill tourists dropping from trees). It’s our Aussie sense of humour. Those jokes almost seemed real when these kangaroos turned up by the Yarra river below Mathspig’s house recently. They’re wild roos. I saw them at 9am one Sunday looking at all the joggers, dog-walkers and cyclists on the nearby bike track. They didn’t seem worried. Awesome. Or, maybe, roo-some.

#### So outdoors we go, mathpiggeies, to embrace nature and have some grand maths adventures:

#### Other outdoor maths adventures on this blog:

#### Why not invent a new unit of length, make a string in, say, Smoots, and go outside and measure parts of the school.

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January 23, 2014

### Hellooooooooo Chilly Chubblies,

#### Here is some simply fab maths for the Sochi Winter Olympics. You don’t have to jump off a ski ramp to work out what’s going on … just do the chilly maths.

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January 15, 2014

### Hellooooooooo My Little Butterflies,

#### Even if, like Muhammad Ali, you can move like a butterfly and sting like a bee, evidence shows that being hit in the head can cause brain damage and/or kill you. (**Ban boxing – it’s demeaning and dangerous,** New Scientist, 12 Aug, 2013)

#### Don’t get into a fight about this issue. Just do the maths. It’s a no brainer!

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November 15, 2013

### Hellooo my little lovelies,

### But mathspig includes ‘girl’ topics in this maths blog to show girls how maths can be used as a powerful tool to critique pop culture:

### or just to have fun:

And now and again pop culture turns up some very good maths promos for girls.

### Bye-de-bye

### Mathspig

### PS: You do not have to like pink. In fact, most people prefer blue. (See Time Magazine. Why Girls Like Pink) But, mathpiggies, pigs are pink!!!! And Mathspig lervs pink piggies.

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