Posts Tagged ‘Jokes for Junior Math’

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24. The Jokers Wild: Maths Riddles!

August 3, 2011

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Mathspig made up these maths riddles. Try making up some of your own.

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Q. Why did the maths teacher cross the road?

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A. To find the chicken’s x.

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Q. How many mathematicians do you need to change a light bulb?…………………..

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A. D’uh. The answers at the back of the book.

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Q. Why did the Cube laugh?…………………………….

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A. Because he saw the Square dancing.

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Q. Why did the Square laugh?………………………….

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A. Because he saw the Line dancing.

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Q. Why didn’t the Line laugh?…………………………

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A. He couldn’t see the Point.

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Q. What did one Simultaneous Equation say to the other?

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A. We’ll have to stop meeting like this.

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.Q. Why did Dracula like maths?

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A. Because he was a Vam∏r.

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