## Archive for the ‘surds’ Category

June 3, 2019
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June 2, 2019
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March 15, 2019

**And don’t for get the FAKE tan.**

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May 20, 2018
**Just found this on Twitter! Had to share it. **

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If an IMAGINARY NUMBER screams alone in a forest can you imagine that you can hear it? Ha!

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August 3, 2011
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## This is the Hey! Ho! Moment.

### You write down the keyword lyrics first and riff. You don’t have to be good.

### But you must never smile. It is a rule. Rappers don’t smile. They are some of the most miserable millionaires on earth.See Eminem and 50 Cent below.

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### Here is an example playing with Square Roots.

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### Whatcha gotta know ..

### Whatcha gotta know

### surds .. absurd .. surds …

### √2 you do.

### √3 happy

### √4 Want more?

### √5 Ha! Ha! Ha! Staying alive. ( A little Bee Gee Riff there.)

### Chorus: Hey! Ho!

### Whatcha gotta know ..

### Whatcha gotta know

### surds .. absurd .. surds …

### √6 clickety clicks.

### √7 Go to heaven.

### √8 Don’t be late.

### √9 Divine.

### Chorus: Hey! Ho!

### The trick is to get the kids to stand together and swing their hands up in the air and across chanting HEY! HO! for the chorus.

### If you want to see rapping it is done Google: True Live. Keep Myself Awake

### Some kid may take pity on you and do the Keyword Rap with beat box sound effects for you.

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August 3, 2011
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## Get a karaoke CD. Ask kids to do karaoke in class. The trick is to rewrite the words to one song relevant to your subject.

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## IMAGIN(ARY) NUMBERS

### Based on Imagine by John Lennon

### Imagin-ery numbers

### There’re easy if you try

### No real number

### You have to call it i

### Imagin-ery problems

### Math’s so weird today…

### Imagine there’s no maths class

### It isn’t hard to do

### Nothing to solve or work out

### And no home work too

### Imagine all the teachers

### Staring at the sky …

### Chorus:

### You may say I’m a dreamer

### One day I hope you see

### This Oh! so weird world with i

### Sure beats reality.

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# It’s a Wonderful Surd √

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### Based on It’s a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong

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### I see √7, √3 too

### I see √5, also √2

### And I think to myself, what a wonderful surd.

### I see sweet √4, which is only 2

### The craziest square roots, you can not undo

### And I think to myself, what a wonderful surd

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