Science Teachers can be a little creepy.
Music Teachers can get carried away.
The new foreign language teacher can be too friendly.
PE teachers expect you to enthusiastically embrace the challenge of freezing your ass off outdoors.
Domestic Science teachers teach too many useless things like how to boil an egg or shrink a child.
Librarians get really upset when you don’t return books.
Art teachers can go too post-modern.
English teachers nag you to read books that are, get this, already out on DVD.
Drama teachers can get too carried away with the performance concept.
Some teachers really do know how to make you do your homework!
But maths teachers …
Oh YEAH Maths Teachers
we are cool, babe!
… like totally co^2l!